{"id":3297,"date":"2019-10-14T08:39:57","date_gmt":"2019-10-14T12:39:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paddyeger.com\/blog\/?p=3297"},"modified":"2019-10-14T08:40:00","modified_gmt":"2019-10-14T12:40:00","slug":"quotes-to-give-you-a-chuckle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paddyeger.com\/blog\/blog\/2019\/10\/14\/quotes-to-give-you-a-chuckle\/","title":{"rendered":"Quotes to Give you a Chuckle"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-3831\" src=\"http:\/\/paddyeger.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/PaddyBlog6-300x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/paddyeger.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/PaddyBlog6-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/paddyeger.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/PaddyBlog6-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/paddyeger.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/PaddyBlog6-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/paddyeger.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/PaddyBlog6-1024x1024.png 1024w, https:\/\/paddyeger.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/PaddyBlog6-160x160.png 160w, https:\/\/paddyeger.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/PaddyBlog6-320x320.png 320w, https:\/\/paddyeger.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/PaddyBlog6-250x250.png 250w, https:\/\/paddyeger.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/PaddyBlog6-450x450.png 450w, https:\/\/paddyeger.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/PaddyBlog6-100x100.png 100w, https:\/\/paddyeger.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/PaddyBlog6.png 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>In order to keep a true perspective of one&#8217;s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two and Keep Away from Children.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Anyone who uses the phrase&#8221;easy as taking candy from a baby<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3297","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-84-ribbons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddyeger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddyeger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddyeger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddyeger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddyeger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3297"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/paddyeger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3297\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3832,"href":"https:\/\/paddyeger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3297\/revisions\/3832"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paddyeger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddyeger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paddyeger.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}